Welcome to the surgery.
The Doctor can see you now
What seems to be
the problem with your cactus?
I see, I'm sure we can sort this out for you.
If this is your first visit go here for a quick key tutorial
Please go straight to our key here for a diagnosis
(If the key won't load 1st time, press "Refresh")
For this to work you will need to have the latest Java installed (See below).
It is recommended that you check http://www.java.com for the latest edition (available free of charge). Mac users should check with http://www.apple.com/java.
If you still cannot identify the problem
, we offer a
postal pest and disease identification service,
please click here for details
The doctor can sometimes be reached on the telephone for consultation
Our support hotline is available betweeen10.00am and 16.00pm GMT.
Calls from a UK landline cost
10p per min, calls from a
mobile will vary
System Requirements for our key to work:
Java Virtual Machine v1.4.2 or greater
OS X 10.3 or greater
A flavour of Linux that supports J2RE, such as: Red Hat 7.3/8.0 SuSE 8.0, TurboLinux 7.0 or SLEC 8
Solaris OS: 7, 8, 9 or 10
HD: Up to 70MB
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